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Elementary – Pepe Gets His Wish. Amoy Aso.
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/elementary-pepe-gets-his-wish-amoy-aso.mp3 Whoopee, it’s Pepe’s birthday and he finally gets his wish! But little does he know that it’s actually his DEATH...
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Newbs – I’ll Go Ahead. Ingat!
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-ill-go-ahead-ingat.mp3We say goodbye to you today… okay okay, don’t fret. We’re TEACHING you how to say goodbye today. In this short but sweet...
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Newbs – DVD! Dibidi!
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-dvd-dibidi.mp3 That little man whispering to your ear “Dibidi, “Eks, eks”, “buld, buld” might creep you out, but he’s actually your friendly DVD...
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Elementary – You Stink, Kilikili!
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/elementary-you-stink-kilikili.mp3 You know you and a friend are tight when conversations touch on the following topics: 1. love (and the problems which go...
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Elementary – Bababa ba? Baaaah…
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-bababa-baaah.mp3 Ever got trapped with a Filipino in the elevator? Well, here’s the perfect thing to say to break the awkward silence. Jovitt covers...
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Newbs – Is She In? Anong Oras Siya Babalik?
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-is-she-in_-anong-oras-babalik_.mp3 Ever gone to the house of the girl of your dreams… and realize she’s gone? Ever wonder when she’s coming back?...
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Newbs – You’re Dead! Umuuulan!
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-you_re-dead-umuulan.mp3 We only have two seasons here in the Philippines – the hot and the wet. Ok, that just sounded dirty, but you’ve got the...
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Newbs – Are you ready? Teka lang.
Aiyo! So you’re friend is one of those slow types – 30 minutes to get ready to take a shower, another 30 in the shower, and yet another 30 getting out of the shower. Cris and Mickey give you a lesson...
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Newbs – Adobo… AGAIN?!
Ever got home craving for a double cheese burger and all you got was a crummy salad? Ever happen to you twice… thrice… quatrice (there such a word?)??? Well, in this lesson, Cris and Mickey (who both...
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Newbs – Let’s Play! Duwende Ka!
That little man isn’t real you know. With his little bowler hat, long beard, crooked nose, and the fact that he’s not more than a foot tall, it’s pretty obvious. That little man is a duwende! Keep your...
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Elementary – They Were Kissing. Walang-hiya siya! (The Jun-Bing-Mak Love...
Ever had your heart broken by a two-timing loved one? If you haven’t, you can live through the excruciating ordeal vicariously as you listen to a boyfriend’s painful realization that his heart just got...
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Elementary – At the KTV. Huwag kang makulit!
Filipinos love to sing, that’s why there’s a million KTV hotspots around the Metro. Some are family-oriented, some are for friends looking for a good-time, and some are for those lonely folk looking...
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Newbs – Is It Far? Kaunti Na Lang.
Ever had that trip that seemed like forever? Well, we’re pretty sure it won’t compare to the trip the father and son in this episode are having… hey, there’s no longer road than the road in a...
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Elementary – It Wasn’t Me! Akala ko… (The Jhun-Bing-Mak Love Triangle II)
We love confrontations, and this is the confrontation to end all confrontations. Jhunjhun (with bolo in hand) finally catches up with Bingbing and they have a heated talk on the alleged kissy-kissy...
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Newbs – Christmas episode! Ano plano natin?
Christmas, ah, that lovely holiday. Although Christmas in the Philippines is different from the Western idea of Christmas – no snowmen or jingle bells here, Pinoys have their own special way of...
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Newbs – Does It Go? Iyakin.
That high-pitched androgynous being that is Zsazsa is back, and now she’s shopping. Of course, his/her friend is back as well, with a new mean putdown in store for poor Zsazsa. Cris and Mickey explain...
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Pika Pika – Merry Christmas! Maligayang Pasko!
In Kalyespeak’s first EVER (and historic!) Pika-Pika, Cris and Mickey put their Santa hats on and dissect the phrase “Maligayang Pasko!”...
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Pika Pika – Happy New Year! Manigong Bagong Taon!
Get ready for some fireworks as we give you a lil quicky on how to welcome the New Year — KALYESPEAK STYLE! Manigong Bagong Taon!...
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Newbs – Do You have plans tomorrow? Nood tayo ng sine.
Want to ask that cute girl out, but don’t quite know how to phrase it in Filipino? Well, here’s the lesson for you. Cris and Mickey will teach you how to ask if that pretty morena Pinay has plans for...
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Pika Pika – Inuman na! Let’s all get drunk!
Get the party started with this new phrase! Learn how Filipinos officially declare the festivities open. Are you ready? Inuman na! http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pika-pika-inuman-na.mp3...
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