Elementary – Joke Time!
Is there a better way than to start your day with a joke? Of course! That’s by saying a joke in Filipino! In this (long-awaited!) installment of Kalyespeak, Cris and Mickey share a classic Filipino...
View ArticlePika-pika! – Bahala Na Si Batman
Caught in a pickle? Bite off more than you can chew? Crap hit the fan? Thinking of eating that balut? In love with Katy Perry but you’re not Russell Brand? Well, if you don’t know what to do, then...
View ArticleElementary – Gutom! Sisig!
After a long wait, we’re back with, yes, you guessed it, another food-related lesson! Cris, Jov, and Mickey tackle a classic Pampangueno dish: sisig – a staple for almost every Filipino who drinks...
View ArticleMaligayang Pasko from Kalyespeak!
Another year is about to end and we’d like to thank everyone for listening and spreading the word about Kalyespeak! We wish you all a blessed and peaceful Christmas with your loved ones! Keep learning...
View ArticleElementary – Driving School
They say that if you can drive in the Philippines, you can drive anywhere. But this innate talent of driving has to come from somewhere right? Of course! And all roads lead back to driving school which...
View ArticleKamusta na?
Sorry if we haven’t uploaded new lessons yet! But we surely will come mid-April and May! So for now, brush up with our old lessons! Kita kits!! Filed under: Uncategorized
View ArticleElementary-We’re Late. Maliligo Lang Ako.
You’re in a rush, you have to get going, but your friend stinks. What to do? Well, practice this helpful dialog of course! Mickey and Jovitt break down the useful phrases of this episode, while...
View ArticleAsan na yung new episodes?!
Hey guys! Sorry if we haven’t uploaded new lessons in a while! Mickey’s reviewing for the law bar exams and hasn’t had time to gather the gang for a recording session! Come November, we’ll surely...
View ArticleElementary – Lilipat Migration
Saying goodbye is never easy, but remembering always softens the blow. In this new lesson from the Kspeak Crew, we talk something every Filipino can relate to – migration! We will also learn how easy...
View ArticleElementary – Suntanned from the Beach
It’s not a Christmas episode, we know, but who wouldn’t want a lesson about the beach? Well, here it is! Mickey and Cris talk about getting a tan from the beach! And be careful how you pronounce that B...
View ArticleNewbs – Ang Sarap! You Said It!
Romeo and Juliet. Bonny and Clyde. Donald and Daisy. Filipinos and their food. Simply inseparable. In the pilot podcast of KalyeSpeak, Mickey and Cris talk about that oh-so-sweet, oh-so-creamy dessert...
View ArticleNewbs – Where’s the bathroom? Ay, ganoon ba?
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-where_s-the-bathroom_-ay-ganoon-ba_.mp3 Ever had to go to bathroom real bad and didn’t have a clue where the bathroom was? Well, in this episode of...
View ArticleNewbs-Magkano? Two beers please
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-magkano_-twoo-beers-please.mp3 Two bottles of beer, one guy. Sounds like a lonely night. But not here in KalyeSpeak. In this episode, the Kalye Trio...
View ArticleNewbs – Hi Hello! Fine Ok lang!
Pop quiz hot shot. What do Filipinos say to greet each other? If you just answered “mabuhay”, then this lesson is for you. Cris and Jov discuss how to greet the Filipino way, and Jovitt talks about...
View ArticleElementary – Pepe wants a dog. Ayoko.
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/elementary-pepe-wants-a-dog-ayoko.mp3 Why do we always want something we can’t have? Honestly, we don’t know, but it sure makes a good story. In the first...
View ArticleNewbs – Taking A Taxi. Sige, Pasok.
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-taking-a-taxi-sige-pasok.mp3 Stuck in the hellish July rains in the middle of EDSA? Late for a flight and the tricycle you’re riding in won’t make it...
View ArticleNewbs – I’m from the States. Astig.
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-im-from-the-states-astig.mp3 Just because you’re white doesn’t mean you’re from the States. We all know that’s true, but give 40 years of...
View ArticleElementary – Balita ko… It’s Dangerous. (The Pepe Saga)
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/elementary-pepe-wants-a-dog-part-2.mp3 We heard Pepe and his hysterical “bakit, nay, bakit?”. We heard his mother shutting him up with a single “basta.”...
View ArticleNewbs – It’s so Hot! Arte mo!
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-its-so-hot-arte-mo.mp3 The vicious heat of the Filipino summer getting to you? It’s not all about the tropical paradise of beaches, bikini-clad...
View ArticleNewbs – Asking For A Picture. Isa, Dalawa, Tatlo!
http://kalyespeak.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/newbs-asking-for-a-picture-isa-d.mp3 Traveling around the Philippines alone and dying to have your picture taken with that beautiful Pinay behind you?...
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